Dear WordPress,
I know that you know that somehow I feel like I would be a better person if my posts were somehow not quite as sporadic as they are now. I know you know this because you told me…and you also told a bunch of other people. People who like me might want to post a tad bit more often but somehow can’t quite cut it in this blogosphere of emotions and ideas that is constantly being churned out every second. Thank you for noting this shortcoming of mine (really, no hard feelings here). I mean if people didn’t point out shortcomings how else would we grow to be better people? Right? At least that’s what I tell myself on a day-to-day basis.
As you can see I haven’t really taken you up on this offer (quite a good one, might I add) of giving me something to write about each day and for that I am truly sorry. I know you only want the best for me but even accepting such a task is really daunting. I mean really, the pressure is kind of intense.
Honestly, I have a lot of stuff on my chest that I would love to offload in this blog of mine. They’re kind of emotional and so avoidance is the game I’m playing right now (don’t judge me). I’ll get around to it. No for real, I’m working on it. See this post I’m writing right now— BIG STEP.
So, I just wanted to say thanks for the offer but I don’t think I can accept it right this very moment. I still feel better knowing it’s on the table though so it’s not for nothing, so don’t feel bad. Keep looking out for me, ok?
Sincerely,
Misery
p.s. I suppose all those other people who accepted your offer makes you feel better. I totally forgot about them.
